Steveo on the Red Carpet

Possible Steveo thoughts....

1. I would totally hit that

2. Like my girl Beyonce says, "If you like her than you should of put a ring on it!"

3. Should have worn my "I **** on the first date" shirt

4. Khakis...check! Striped shirt...check! Red hair...check!

5. Yup, the carpet matches the drapes

Steveo Loves His Cheerios!

If you know Steveo, you would know to never come between him and his cheerios. Cheerios were a big part of his day growing up, and today...that is what keeps him so fresh and so clean!

Hipster Steve-o

After being thoroughly disappointed with The Killers' performance - deeming it too "mainstream and predictable" - Hipster Steveo was seen heading back to Silver Lake with emotion running down his face and a look of sheer heartbreak (quite the usual feeling for a weekday.)

"Why should I be happy at all? It’s antithetical. It’s enough to make a guy brood silently and contemplate his mortality as it relates to the unfeeling universe."

He proceeded to make no attempt to hook up with Alana saying "how could i cross that boundary??? The thought of rejection could drive me to suicide."

Steveo at Cabo Cantina

Sometimes in this hot California sun, Steveo needs to stop off and grab a margarita.

Teva Steveo Jr

When going to baseball games with Mom, Steveo likes to be cool and comfortable in his fashion forward Teva sandals...

Watch out there Steveo - wouldn't want you to let go of that fence and fall over...

Crime Fighting Steveo

Sometimes Steveo feels the need to fight crime - in Miami - while using witty one-liners like "turns out the wave....is not the only thing about to hit Miami." (puts on sunglasses)

Further examples can be found here.

Steveo at 7-Eleven

Using this discrete mustache disguise, Steveo tries to purchase alcohol and cigarettes underage...shame on you Steveo.